The conductor on this Metra train sounds like Morgan Freeman.

After the CTA voice asks people to keep their stuff of the seat next to them to allow for more seating, it's fun to find someone disobeying and glare at them.

"If you give me a fair chance, I will help you better understand Democracy."
- Jazz according to Stanley Crouch

A little walk around downtown with some feel-good music on the ol' iPhone makes everything better.

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- Guy on my train

x "Just because she says that she doesn't want to sleep with me doesn't mean that she doesn't want to fuck me. It just means she doesn't want to SLEEP with

Children learn life fast. Our society unlearns them as they get older.

E one night stands.

E Girls generally look for one night stands that make them feel like they're in a relationship, and guys look for relationships that feel like a string of

The new el trains are really quiet.

G texts on my iPhone in real life.

G One thing that is guaranteed to wake me up in the morning is dreaming about an iPhone with no new texts and knowing that if I wake up, there might be new