Some faucets don't have "hot" nor "cold" marked on them, yet we still know which way to turn the knob to get what we want.

I don't need to comment on everything said to me.

People get so angry at the CTA when it is running behind. And I know why. It's because getting angry makes the trains run faster.

? "I [have] received life like a wound, and I have forbidden suicide to heal the scar. I want the Creator - every hour of his eternity - to contemplate i

? ts gaping crevasse. This is the punishment I inflict upon him."
- Comte de Lautreamont

I hope I die before I get to the point of having to do a series of Lamas type breathing exercises just to pee.