People with Mohawks have feelings, too.

Another awesome discovery about the iPhone: no one can hear me texting when I'm taking a dump in a public restroom.

Saw a girl on the train this morning who had the kind eyes that you can fall in love with. Not sure why that was the first thing that popped into my head. Weird.

Telling a professional musician that you used to play saxophone is like telling a doctor that you once took a biology class.

Dear man with the poorly produced rap music blasting,

Why are you drawing attention to the fact that you're driving an old beat up Grand Prix?

Love,
The passerby

Enemy of the State: Man on train this morning who was a "talker".

All Americans love jazz. Most of them just don't know it yet.

I want a job and a home that puts me against the grain of rush hour. Leave the city in the morning and return at night.

I wonder what it is about holding an energy drink in the morning that makes kids waiting for class think that they have all the answers.

People talk about being scared of city drivers, but as a pedestrian, I'm WAY more worried about suburban drivers.

No new email, texts, or tweets. Natural first thought? I need more stuff to check.

Lots of sleeping people on this afternoon train. Government putting something in the water maybe?

People notice you when you get on the el wearing a tuxedo and carrying two large cases.

Man on train - "Can you please stop tapping your foot?"
Me - "I'd really like to, but it's physically impossible."

Some faucets don't have "hot" nor "cold" marked on them, yet we still know which way to turn the knob to get what we want.

I don't need to comment on everything said to me.

People get so angry at the CTA when it is running behind. And I know why. It's because getting angry makes the trains run faster.

? "I [have] received life like a wound, and I have forbidden suicide to heal the scar. I want the Creator - every hour of his eternity - to contemplate i

? ts gaping crevasse. This is the punishment I inflict upon him."
- Comte de Lautreamont

I hope I die before I get to the point of having to do a series of Lamas type breathing exercises just to pee.