Children learn life fast. Our society unlearns them as they get older.

E one night stands.

E Girls generally look for one night stands that make them feel like they're in a relationship, and guys look for relationships that feel like a string of

The new el trains are really quiet.

G texts on my iPhone in real life.

G One thing that is guaranteed to wake me up in the morning is dreaming about an iPhone with no new texts and knowing that if I wake up, there might be new

It must be rough to go through life without a chin.