I want a job and a home that puts me against the grain of rush hour. Leave the city in the morning and return at night.

I wonder what it is about holding an energy drink in the morning that makes kids waiting for class think that they have all the answers.

People talk about being scared of city drivers, but as a pedestrian, I'm WAY more worried about suburban drivers.

No new email, texts, or tweets. Natural first thought? I need more stuff to check.

Lots of sleeping people on this afternoon train. Government putting something in the water maybe?

People notice you when you get on the el wearing a tuxedo and carrying two large cases.

Man on train - "Can you please stop tapping your foot?"
Me - "I'd really like to, but it's physically impossible."